1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:03,161 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:07,162 With Mike working in Alaska, Susan took a job as a nanny. 3 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:09,501 Bree's relationship with Keith's mother... 4 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:12,338 Is Bree the one who's going to be giving me my grandchildren? 5 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,070 ... got off to a rocky start. 6 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:15,747 That was a million years ago. 7 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:18,049 Tom and Renee had a secret. 8 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:20,449 She can never know what happened between us. 9 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,784 Paul's wife had a change of heart... 10 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:24,083 I wanna make love again. 11 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:26,955 ... and a very big secret of her own. 12 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,119 Baby. 13 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:29,219 Mama. 14 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:38,602 MARY ALICE: Felicia Tillman knew many things. 15 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:44,104 She knew Paul Young had killed her sister. 16 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:49,875 She knew she had to find proof. 17 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:55,415 And she knew she would need help. 18 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:01,289 Felicia also knew she was lucky to have a daughter 19 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:04,897 who did what she was told. 20 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:07,960 He said nothing to you? 21 00:01:08,034 --> 00:01:09,626 You've been living there for months now. 22 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:13,229 I've tried to ask him questions, but he refuses to discuss Aunt Martha. 23 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:16,001 Did you look though his things? Maybe he has some sort of journal. 24 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:17,838 I've looked some. 25 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:20,570 Look again. 26 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,774 Is he still bothering you for sex? 27 00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:26,985 Not really. 28 00:01:27,053 --> 00:01:28,111 I'm surprised. 29 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:31,089 He seems like the type who wouldn't take no for an answer. 30 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:39,857 You slept with him, didn't you? 31 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,325 Beth! 32 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:45,370 He was going to kick me out. I had to do something. 33 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:47,706 Oh, please don't be angry. 34 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:50,873 We always knew 35 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:55,310 getting justice for Aunt Martha would require sacrifices. 36 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:58,275 But this? 37 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,981 I allowed my own daughter 38 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:05,286 to be defiled by that man. 39 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,693 It wasrt that bad, Mama. 40 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:12,394 Are you saying you enjoyed it? 41 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:14,865 No. Of course not. 42 00:02:15,768 --> 00:02:19,295 It just wasrt as unpleasant as I thought it would be. 43 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:24,977 Well, if you've got the stomach for it, 44 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,405 this could work to our advantage. 45 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:30,573 What do you mean? 46 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,711 Sex makes men stupid. 47 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:37,382 They say things in the dark they can barely remember come sunrise. 48 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:40,925 You want me to ask about Aunt Martha's murder in the middle of... 49 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,519 I'm not saying to use it as foreplay! 50 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:47,899 But afterwards, when you're both just lying there, 51 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:50,060 when he's 52 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:51,160 spent, 53 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,901 get him talking about the past. 54 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:57,773 Maybe he'll let some detail slip, something we can use. Okay? 55 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:00,243 I'll try, Mama. 56 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,840 I should go. 57 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:03,178 And, Beth? 58 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:06,047 Sex makes women stupid, too. 59 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:11,284 They start feeling things that they have no business feeling. 60 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:14,687 Do you understand? 61 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,628 I do, Mama. 62 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:28,565 MARY ALICE: Yes, Felicia Tillman knew many things. 63 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:32,037 And if her daughter were stupid enough 64 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:34,911 to fall in love with Paul Young, 65 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:39,711 Felicia knew she would have to punish them both. 66 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:55,591 Thanksgiving. It's a time for defrosting turkeys, 67 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,435 for visiting families, 68 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:04,103 for performing in pageants. 69 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:07,345 Thanksgiving is also a time for shopping... 70 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,643 Don't just sit there scratching yourself. Help me! 71 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,580 ... and stress. 72 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:13,713 (SIGHS) 73 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:17,255 Frijoles, tamales. Babe, I think you got the wrong bags. 74 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:18,814 Where are the yams and the cranberry sauce? 75 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:22,122 Hector and Carmen have a big Mexican dinner every Thanksgiving. 76 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:25,824 Since we invited them over, I told them I'd serve their favorite dishes. 77 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:30,392 Like chorizo stuffing, bollitos, jalape�o cornbread. 78 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:33,061 I thought it'd be nice for Grace. 79 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,737 It's our first holiday we're together as a family. 80 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,572 That was very sweet of you. 81 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:38,804 Yeah. 82 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:40,803 So, good luck. We eat at 2:00. 83 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,977 Wait, wait. I'm cooking? 84 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:46,814 Yeah, you're the one who knows about Mexican stuff. 85 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:49,650 You roll your R's, you call soccer "futbol." 86 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:51,690 You're mocking me because I'm proud of my culture? 87 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,419 No, I'm celebrating it. 88 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:56,860 There's two bags of your culture right there. Start the party. 89 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:03,167 - RENEE: So, Lynette... - Hi! 90 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:04,930 ...what are your plans for Thanksgiving? 91 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,629 Same as always. Cook by myself for four hours, 92 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:09,107 clean by myself for three hours, 93 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,133 eat with my family for eight minutes. 94 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,644 Well, this year, how about coming to... 95 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:14,144 We're in. 96 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,141 I haven't even invited you yet. 97 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:18,616 You could invite me over for turkey and a punch in the face. 98 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,380 If it gets me out of cooking, I'm there. 99 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:22,453 Wonderful. 100 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:25,218 Oh, wait, Susan was already coming to our place. 101 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:26,690 Is it okay if she comes, too? 102 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:31,526 Well, I suppose she'll want overtime, but I could use the extra kitchen help. 103 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:33,792 As a guest. 104 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,295 Oh, come on. 105 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,304 What have you got against Susan? 106 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:41,300 (SIGHS) She's always so perky and poor. 107 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,468 It's an annoying combination. 108 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:45,807 She's my friend and it is Thanksgiving. 109 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:48,403 I suppose it is a time to be thankful. 110 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:51,213 And I'm thankful I'm not her. 111 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,718 Oh, what the hell, she can come. 112 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:55,518 (CHUCKLES) 113 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,118 Hey! 114 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:03,659 There's been a change of plans. 115 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:06,028 We're all having Thanksgiving over at Renee's. 116 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,590 - You, too. - She's okay with me and MJ coming? 117 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:10,431 Of course. You know how she loves children. 118 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:12,231 Yeah, medium rare. 119 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:14,832 What are we doing? 120 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,866 I'm trying to get Paige to sleep, and if I stop, 121 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:20,239 (CRIES) 122 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:21,746 That happens. 123 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,509 I figure 12 more laps and she'll be asleep 124 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,882 and then I can put her down. 125 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,614 You know what? I'm thinking it's about time we sleep-trained her. 126 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:31,680 Sleep-train? 127 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,191 Yeah, yeah. Here. 128 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:38,554 You put them in their crib and essentially you let them cry it out. 129 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:39,622 Come on. 130 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,597 Yeah, I know what it is. 131 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:43,726 I just never really got the point of it. 132 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,533 The point is, she learns to put herself to sleep. 133 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,369 The first night she cries for 20 minutes, 134 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:51,707 the second, 10. Before long, everyone's happy. 135 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,305 Except the lonely little person who was crying 136 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:57,281 and now thinks she was abandoned. 137 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,215 I know it sounds harsh, 138 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,243 but it's really a gift you're giving the child. 139 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:03,050 (PAIGE CRYING) 140 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:06,752 A gift of a tear-stained pillow. What a lucky little girl. 141 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,631 Something wrong? 142 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:21,231 No. 143 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:24,304 You sure? 144 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:27,239 You seemed like you were a million miles away 145 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,747 while we were making love. 146 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:31,276 Well, 147 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:33,647 it's just that... 148 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,251 Talk to me. 149 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,153 I met a woman today 150 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,025 at the store. 151 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:43,994 And when I told her who I was married to, 152 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,333 she said you killed Martha Huber. 153 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,967 What have I told you about idle gossip? 154 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:53,665 She said you had a motive. 155 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:56,037 Martha was blackmailing your wife. 156 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:58,433 This is ridiculous. 157 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:04,980 You are a passionate man. 158 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:06,776 I know that firsthand, 159 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:10,050 but sometimes our emotions can make us do crazy things. 160 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,716 If Martha was responsible for Mary Alice's suicide... 161 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:13,782 Stop it. 162 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:18,485 Do you honestly believe that I'm capable of killing another person? 163 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,959 Martha's sister sure thinks you are. 164 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,332 Well, her opinion doesn't matter. 165 00:08:23,369 --> 00:08:24,393 Why not? 166 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:27,372 Everybody knows Felicia Tillman is crazy! 167 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:31,509 (SIGHS) Martha said to my wife 168 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,570 that she couldn't trust a thing that her sister said, 169 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:37,343 due to her severe mental problems. 170 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,181 Really? 171 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,583 You're surprised? 172 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:44,755 The woman cut off her own fingers to frame me for murder. 173 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:45,916 (SCOFFS) 174 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:47,323 Who does that? 175 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,065 That's a good point. 176 00:09:03,175 --> 00:09:04,870 MARY: Bree? 177 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:07,645 I brought these so if you saw me coming, 178 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,045 you wouldn't shoot me. 179 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,282 Keith told me you have guns. 180 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,223 Thank you for letting me off the hook. 181 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:22,723 In my defense, I'm an ugly drunk. 182 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:26,492 Well, you found out your son was dating a slightly older woman, 183 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,063 of course you were thrown off balance. 184 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:32,764 It wasrt just that. I've been going through some stuff lately. 185 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,066 Oh. 186 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:36,472 Is everything okay? 187 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:38,908 Ever since Richard retired from the Army, 188 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:42,277 things have been strained. 189 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,542 Well, there's always a period of adjustment. 190 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,608 It's more than that. 191 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:47,508 He was always thousands of miles away. 192 00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:51,512 We got so good at being apart, we forgot how to be together. 193 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:53,422 Have you discussed this with him? 194 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:57,356 I want to. But every time we talk it turns into a fight. 195 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:58,863 Trying to pick a movie Friday night, 196 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,889 that turned into a three-hour screaming match. 197 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,093 Well, holding it inside isn't the solution. 198 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:04,932 You need to tell him how you feel. 199 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:07,234 Trust me, you'll be glad you did. 200 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,707 It's just so much easier when Keith is around. 201 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:11,300 He's the one thing we agree on. 202 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:13,572 I mean, I'm glad you two are spending Thanksgiving together, 203 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,047 but we're sure going to miss him at our table. 204 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:19,374 Hey, why don't you join us? 205 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:24,053 (GASPS) Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I wasrt fishing for an invitation. 206 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:26,718 I know you werert. We would love to have you. 207 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,591 You are so sweet. 208 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,894 And I promise to be on my best behavior. 209 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:33,956 I know you will. 210 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:37,059 Because, as Keith told you, I have guns. 211 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,565 SUSAN: Hey! 212 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,442 Sorry I'm late. I was trying to get Mike on the phone, 213 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,809 but between the time change and his schedule, 214 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:48,005 we werert able to connect. 215 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,072 Oh, that's too bad. I just put Paige down for a nap. 216 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,414 - Come, have some iced tea. - (PAIGE CRYING) 217 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,757 Maybe you can try Mike tonight after work? 218 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,988 Maybe. 219 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,690 (PAIGE CONTINUES CRYING) 220 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:07,096 Wow. She sounds really unappy. 221 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,497 Shouldrt we do something about that? 222 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,766 You're right. 223 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,271 (TURNS OFF BAB Y MONITOR) 224 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:17,503 So, what's the weather like in Alaska this time of the year? 225 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,436 Cold. 226 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:26,684 Good tea. 227 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,720 Really, really good tea. 228 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:32,153 Although, it could use some lemon. 229 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,215 Um, I'll be right back. 230 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:45,130 LYNETTE: Susan. 231 00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:49,233 We stopped keeping lemons under the baby a while ago. 232 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:51,333 I'm sorry, I couldn't take it. 233 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:54,140 Look, it's not fun for me to hear Paige cry, either, 234 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,648 but in the long run it's going to be better for her. 235 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,372 But it's not better for me! 236 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,045 I tried letting her cry yesterday. It was too upsetting. 237 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,644 Look at my nails, they're gone! 238 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,986 I hate to say it, because you're my friend, 239 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,993 but this is your job. I need you to do it my way. 240 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:11,155 I get it. You're the boss. The mean, cold... 241 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,993 - Susan. - Sorry. 242 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,700 (WHISPERS) Unfeeling boss. 243 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,840 Oh, hey, hi. 244 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:28,176 (SIGHS) I thought you were the cable guy. 245 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,943 I'm trying to get free premium channels. 246 00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:31,277 Nope, nope. Just me. 247 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,580 Lynette wanted me to bring this over for Thursday. 248 00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:35,882 She didn't think it would stand a chance at our place. 249 00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:39,419 Okay, bye. 250 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:41,118 Uh, Tom. 251 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:42,918 Huh? 252 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,864 (STAMMERS) Oh, right. Here. 253 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,767 Do you mind putting that in the kitchen? 254 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,099 My hands are kind of... 255 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,866 Sure. Sure. 256 00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:58,938 So, here you go, chocolate cream thigh... 257 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:01,377 Pie. I said pie. 258 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,706 Are you blushing? 259 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,310 Tom, you've seen it before. 260 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:11,445 I seem to remember you caught me in a towel then, too. 261 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:15,258 Well, you probably don't even remember. 262 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:18,455 Blue towel, white stripes, Coney Island beach club. 263 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,433 It was a good towel. 264 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,130 Uh, Tom? 265 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,967 What do you think? 266 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,904 What? 267 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:33,878 Relax, I'm not hitting on you. It's just... 268 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:38,149 Well, come on. I'm divorced, I'm vulnerable. 269 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:40,949 I'll take my compliments where I can. 270 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:45,883 I know it's been over 20 years, but how do I look? 271 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:48,916 You look incredible. 272 00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:53,096 I gotta go. 273 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,933 Table. 274 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,832 (BREE MOANING) 275 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,769 (KEITH EXHALES) 276 00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:08,444 (CHUCKLES) 277 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:10,646 Oh, that reminds me, 278 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:13,446 I invited your parents to Thanksgiving dinner. 279 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:19,190 What about the last 10 minutes reminded you of my parents? 280 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,692 I was working up the menu in my head. 281 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,752 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 282 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:25,460 So when you were moaning... 283 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:29,695 I thought of a new recipe for chestnut stuffing with pancetta. 284 00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,531 That does sound good. 285 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,541 I wish it was just you and me for Thanksgiving. 286 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,702 I had a whole night planned. 287 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:41,678 Well, how about we do something special next weekend? 288 00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,476 - Just you and me? - Yes. 289 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:47,645 We'll go someplace romantic and I will plan the whole thing. 290 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:49,949 Great. 291 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,480 - Just don't do it while we're making love. - (CHUCKLES) 292 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,052 I am famished. 293 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,992 How about I rummage around in your kitchen 294 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,724 and find us something to eat? 295 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,657 Mmm. 296 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:26,915 Hey! Look who's here. 297 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:27,983 Happy Thanksgiving! 298 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,426 Hey! Happy Thanksgiving! 299 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,356 It all smells so wonderful. 300 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:34,329 Well, Carlos and I have been working our butts off all day. 301 00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:37,233 She did her hair for two hours and told me where the can opener was. 302 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,896 - Who set the table? - Juanita. 303 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,838 Under my supervision! 304 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,606 Well, we're happy to be here. 305 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,235 Grace, sweetie, you want to go up and play 306 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:48,905 with Juanita and Celia before we eat? 307 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,107 Yeah! 308 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:51,949 So, who wants a drink? 309 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:54,016 I made margaritas. 310 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,682 She is very proud of her culture. 311 00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,383 Hey, Carlos. 312 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,258 What's Spanish for, "No sex for a month"? 313 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,761 Carmen knows. 314 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,689 So, Gabby, what did you do with the pies? 315 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,061 (GASPS) 316 00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:11,297 What? 317 00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:14,600 I kind of forgot to pick them up. 318 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,238 I cook this entire meal and you forget dessert? 319 00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:18,743 You had one thing to do! 320 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,236 It was your whole, "Where's the can opener?" thing. 321 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,338 It just threw me. 322 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,474 Well, go throw yourself in the car and get the pies. 323 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,212 I can't drive. I just had a glass of wine. 324 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,312 We'll just have something else for dessert. 325 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:33,053 I think we have some left-over Halloween candy and pudding mix. 326 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,150 Who doesn't love pudding? 327 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:36,888 Gabby, get the pies. 328 00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:41,388 I can drive you. 329 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,500 Thank you, Hector. 330 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:46,902 Oh, fine. Let's go get your precious pies. 331 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:50,966 And lose the attitude. This is your screw-up, not mine. 332 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:55,139 Carlos, what's Spanish for, "You're sleeping on the couch tonight"? 333 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:58,076 (CHUCKLING) Carmers got that one, too. 334 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:03,916 Hey, Renee. 335 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,685 Happy, happy Thanksgiving. 336 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,989 Okay, you live in an apartment. Take it down a notch. 337 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,287 Hello, MJ. 338 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,130 MJ, what do we say to Mrs. Perry? 339 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,297 She needs medication? 340 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,300 (WHISPERING) That's what we say about her, what do we say to her? 341 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,202 Thank you for having us. 342 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:27,269 (LAUGHS) 343 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,137 Precious. 344 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,383 What's this chalk line? 345 00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,152 No kids beyond this point. 346 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,283 Your mommy can bring your food to you. 347 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,419 Seriously? The kids' table is in the driveway? 348 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,587 I put it in the street, but the cops made me move it. 349 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:45,787 Hi! 350 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,093 Hey, happy Thanksgiving. 351 00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,327 Hello. Where's my little Paige? 352 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,335 Oh, we're trying to keep her on her sleep schedule, 353 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,030 so Porter and Preston are watching her. 354 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,266 But don't worry, Susan, I told them if she cries 355 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,207 they could pick her up after 20 minutes. 356 00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:00,373 Twenty minutes? You're up to 20 minutes now. 357 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,978 If they even hear her over the football game. 358 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,473 What? 359 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,277 (SIGHS) 360 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:10,712 (DOORBELL RINGS) 361 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,291 Happy Thanksgiving. 362 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:14,950 What? 363 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,287 Told you she forgot. Let's go. 364 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,129 Remember how awful you felt when you found out 365 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:24,226 Roy and I spent last Thanksgiving at Pancake Castle 366 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,669 and you invited us to your house for the next year? 367 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,796 It's next year. 368 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,571 I'm sorry, it slipped my mind. 369 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:34,476 That's okay. We can go back to Pancake Castle. 370 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,912 No, we can't. The Board of Health shut them down. 371 00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,883 Those werert blueberries. 372 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,080 Wait, wait, wait. Of course you're welcome to eat with us. 373 00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,387 Oh, thank you, Bree. 374 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,651 Hey, we're here. 375 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:52,687 Oh, look, invited guests. We'll get out of the way. 376 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:54,993 Keith. 377 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,591 Happy Thanksgiving. 378 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,266 Richard. Mary. 379 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,829 They were honking at you because you were driving slow in the fast lane. 380 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,342 No, I was driving the legal speed limit in the left lane. 381 00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:06,173 Otherwise known as the fast lane. 382 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,042 Happy Thanksgiving. We would have been here sooner, but... 383 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,377 Drop it, Richard. 384 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,013 (HORNS HONKING) 385 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,959 (SIGHS) Come on! Move! 386 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,892 I think it's an accident. 387 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:27,797 Well, they better be dead. The bakery closes in 10 minutes. 388 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:30,027 Maybe we should just forget the pies. 389 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:32,298 Are you crazy? If I show up empty-handed, 390 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,896 Carlos will go all Ricky Ricardo on my ass. 391 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:36,431 (CHUCKLES) 392 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:39,133 (SIGHS) Take the shoulder. 393 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,202 What? 394 00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:43,544 It's totally clear and we can pass by this whole mess! 395 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,607 Gabby, it's against the law. 396 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,777 Hector, I am sweating in a pickup and my buzz is wearing off. 397 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,446 You do not want to tangle with me. 398 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:51,513 Punch it. 399 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:54,316 (SCREECHING) 400 00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:01,759 Maybe he didn't see us. 401 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,169 Sir? 402 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:13,006 You do realize the shoulder is used just for emergencies? 403 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:16,076 Officer, hi. Are we glad to see you. 404 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:18,105 We could really use a police escort to the bakery. 405 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,084 It closes in 10 minutes. 406 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,676 That's not an emergency, ma'am. 407 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:25,287 Ma'am? Ow, talk about police brutality. 408 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,352 License and registration, please. 409 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,190 I have the registration. 410 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,031 Do you have a driver's license? 411 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:43,533 Sir, are you a citizen of the United States? 412 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,770 Hey, racist much? 413 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,644 Just because he's got dark skin and drives a clunker 414 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,272 and has a coat hanger for an antenna 415 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:51,612 doesn't make him illegal. 416 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:52,674 Gabby, please! 417 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,447 He has rights! He pays taxes! 418 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:58,320 We're getting your name, Officer Martinez. Damn. 419 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:01,990 (SIGHS) Just give him your license so we can get out of here. 420 00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:05,724 (SIGHS) 421 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:08,323 Hector? 422 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,631 Sir, step out of the vehicle and put your hands on the car, please. 423 00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:18,639 Hector. 424 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,746 (CHILDREN SHOUTING) 425 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,350 (TRUCK APPROACHING) 426 00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:29,854 Isn't that your truck? 427 00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:35,986 Why is it moving like that? 428 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:42,163 Where's my husband? 429 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,895 Where's the pie? 430 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,664 Gabby, what happened? 431 00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:47,035 Please don't yell at me. 432 00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:50,064 That was my first time driving stick shift and my nerves are shattered. 433 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,404 Where's Hector? 434 00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:52,467 He got arrested. 435 00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:53,842 Arrested? Why? 436 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:56,211 Well, traffic was awful and the bakery was closing, 437 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,842 so Hector, and I begged him not to, 438 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:01,284 drove up on the shoulder and the police caught us. 439 00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:04,518 The police? 440 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,951 Grace, get in the truck, now. 441 00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:08,049 But we haven't eaten yet. 442 00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:10,186 I don't care. Let's go! Where's my purse? 443 00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:13,223 What the hell is going on? 444 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:14,759 I think they're illegals. 445 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,561 - Are they going to deport Hector? - I don't know. 446 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:20,264 They just took him and left me in a car that I don't know how to drive. 447 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,401 Carmen, wait. We can get your husband out of this. 448 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:23,465 We'll hire a lawyer. 449 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,068 They will have him on a bus back to Mexico by tomorrow. 450 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:29,239 I have to move out of our house before they track down our address. 451 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:30,407 Where are you going? 452 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:31,780 I have relatives in Texas. 453 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,546 We'll stay with them until I can think of what to do next. 454 00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:37,383 But what about Grace? When will I see her again? 455 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,881 I don't know. 456 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,553 Say goodbye, Grace. 457 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,184 Goodbye, Gabby. 458 00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:56,334 Hey, kids. I put some snacks on the table. 459 00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:59,603 Mrs. Perry slapped the caterer, so dinner's gonna be a little late. 460 00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:00,975 (PAIGE CRYING) 461 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,775 Do you hear crying? 462 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:04,309 Maybe it's the caterer. 463 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,315 No, I think it's Paige. 464 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,354 Oh, yeah. She's been crying for a long time. 465 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,786 She has? 466 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:17,727 (INAUDIBLE) 467 00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:22,092 (SIGHS) Who wants to play some football? 468 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,329 Okay, go long. Go long. 469 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:28,634 Oh! That's my bad. I'll get it. 470 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:34,510 Oh, look! Did it again. 471 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:37,672 I'll get it. 472 00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:40,312 (CRYING CONTINUES) 473 00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,321 - Oh! - Oh! 474 00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:48,682 (PAIGE CONTINUES CRYING) 475 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:53,626 PRESTON: Let's go, boys. Come on. 476 00:23:53,665 --> 00:23:55,030 PORTER: Third and six. You got to throw it. 477 00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:57,726 He's not gonna. 478 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:03,403 PORTER: Come on! Throw the ball! Oh! 479 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,140 It's like they're trying to lose! 480 00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:08,339 COMMENTATOR ON TV: Now third and 16 from the 16. 481 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,847 The give to Blake on the draw. 482 00:24:09,881 --> 00:24:12,281 And Blake is hammered at the line for no gain. 483 00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:15,115 PORTER: Oh! PRESTON: Come on. 484 00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:20,582 So, Richard, tell us, what are your plans for retirement? 485 00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:22,854 We're still discussing that. 486 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:28,299 He wants to sail down the coast of South America by himself. 487 00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:31,358 Bree, this cranberry sauce is delicious. What is your secret? 488 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:33,371 - Well... - RICHARD: Might I remind you, 489 00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:37,398 the plan was always for us to sail down the coast of South America. 490 00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:40,574 Please tell us that secret, Bree. I'd love to hear it. 491 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:43,480 Is it cinnamon? 492 00:24:45,450 --> 00:24:48,283 If it isn't, can we talk about cinnamon? 493 00:24:48,453 --> 00:24:51,752 I knew a stripper in Baltimore named Cinnamon. 494 00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:53,257 Nice broad. 495 00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:55,426 You changed the plan. 496 00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:57,087 You're the one that said you wanted to keep working. 497 00:24:57,128 --> 00:24:59,562 Well, I'm sorry if I built up a successful practice 498 00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:01,293 while you were traipsing around the world. 499 00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:02,663 - "Traipsing"? - Yes. 500 00:25:02,734 --> 00:25:04,998 Like when I "traipsed" through Iraq? 501 00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:07,061 Iraq! My goodness! What was that like? 502 00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:10,973 When I think about it now, doesn't seem so bad. 503 00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:18,241 So, Richard, we know that you like sailing. 504 00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:20,444 What about you, Mary? Do you have any hobbies? 505 00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:21,509 Ask him. 506 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:22,944 Excuse me? 507 00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:24,855 He has known me for 35 years. 508 00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:28,120 I'd be curious if he could name even one thing I like to do. 509 00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:30,186 Um... 510 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:32,454 Bitch? 511 00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:40,271 No. The stripper's name was Ginger. Cinnamon was her sister. 512 00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:42,603 Killed by a cab. 513 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:44,939 You're not happy unless you have something to complain about. 514 00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:47,501 Dad, Mom, come on. You're guests here. 515 00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:50,173 Why do I even bother? It's like talking to a wall. 516 00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:51,647 A wall that paid for your medical school 517 00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:54,618 after your homemade wooden puzzle business went belly-up. 518 00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:57,284 And everything you ever did was a success? 519 00:25:57,322 --> 00:25:59,950 Iraq? Nice job! 520 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:04,454 I caught some shrapnel in Korea. 521 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:07,329 Came this close to being a lady. 522 00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:10,499 See, Bree, this is just what we talked about. 523 00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:12,861 You talked to my mother? 524 00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:17,408 Bree said I should tell you how I feel. Well, here is how I feel. 525 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:19,101 I want a divorce. 526 00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:20,168 What? 527 00:26:20,478 --> 00:26:22,537 Thank you, Bree. I do feel better. 528 00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:25,047 You told my mom to get a divorce? 529 00:26:25,216 --> 00:26:26,513 I never said divorce. 530 00:26:26,551 --> 00:26:30,248 You want out of this? Fine! I'm happy to oblige! 531 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,688 Dad! Mom, wait. 532 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:40,196 And you didn't wanna come. 533 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,234 I love the stuffing. 534 00:26:49,641 --> 00:26:51,768 Are you sure? Not too dry? 535 00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:55,176 No! It's yummy. Did you use pecans? 536 00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:56,846 Yes. 537 00:26:56,881 --> 00:26:58,405 It's my mother's recipe. 538 00:26:58,483 --> 00:27:01,077 It's probably a lot different from the stuffing you had as a kid. 539 00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:06,554 Actually, Mama and I didn't really celebrate Thanksgiving. 540 00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:07,916 What? 541 00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:11,395 Daddy left when I was very young. 542 00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:15,263 After that, Mama said we didn't have anything to be thankful for. 543 00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:18,694 So, you never had people over? 544 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:22,897 No. It was always just Mama and me. 545 00:27:23,408 --> 00:27:24,773 That's too bad. 546 00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:28,877 When I was 12, 547 00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:32,815 I did ask Mama if I could have a friend from school to eat with us. 548 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:35,613 Danny Sullivan. 549 00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:40,823 I didn't tell her I'd invited a boy until Thanksgiving morning. 550 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,154 Well, what happened? 551 00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:46,457 She started screaming at me, 552 00:27:46,531 --> 00:27:50,262 saying boys were only after one thing. 553 00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:54,436 When he showed up and knocked on the door, 554 00:27:54,472 --> 00:27:56,269 she wouldn't let me answer it. 555 00:27:57,575 --> 00:27:59,975 We just sat there and ate, 556 00:28:00,045 --> 00:28:03,606 while he knocked and knocked. 557 00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:08,750 Finally, it stopped. 558 00:28:10,922 --> 00:28:14,449 Your mother sounds like a very unappy woman. 559 00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:17,421 I didn't notice it so much when I was a child, 560 00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:22,164 but now I'm starting to realize just how 561 00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:24,863 damaged she is. 562 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:28,097 Is that why you never introduced us? 563 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:33,004 I just never thought you two would have much in common. 564 00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:36,679 I can think of one thing. 565 00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:39,677 We both love you. 566 00:28:44,956 --> 00:28:48,983 You know, I think it's good I waited this long to have a real Thanksgiving. 567 00:28:50,161 --> 00:28:51,287 Why's that? 568 00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:55,124 Because now I actually have something to be thankful for. 569 00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:04,532 Hey, guys. I brought you some turkey. 570 00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:05,970 Can I have some? 571 00:29:06,044 --> 00:29:08,512 Well, sure, but, where's your mom? 572 00:29:08,546 --> 00:29:10,343 I thought you guys were throwing the football around. 573 00:29:10,381 --> 00:29:13,316 I haven't seen her since she kicked it down to your house. 574 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:16,645 And how long ago was that? 575 00:29:16,821 --> 00:29:19,881 A while ago. Before the baby stopped crying. 576 00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:25,224 (COMMENTATOR CHATTERING ON TV) 577 00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:39,569 Hey, guys. How's it going? 578 00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:41,536 PORTER: Ugh! Dallas is losing. 579 00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:42,772 Where's the baby? 580 00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:44,280 They have no passing game. 581 00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:45,339 Guys. 582 00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:48,917 Susan? 583 00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:05,968 Ah! (LAUGHS) 584 00:30:06,404 --> 00:30:08,599 Well, now I'm not suspicious at all. 585 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:13,576 Come on, Susan. 586 00:30:17,248 --> 00:30:18,374 (EX CLAIMS) 587 00:30:19,717 --> 00:30:20,877 God, you scared me. 588 00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:23,581 You stay right there. 589 00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:24,986 Guys... Hey... 590 00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:26,416 (CLICKS TONGUE) 591 00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:29,624 Will you watch the game upstairs? I need to talk to Susan. 592 00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:32,223 When did Susan get here? 593 00:30:32,263 --> 00:30:33,958 Beats me. 594 00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:37,592 What the hell? 595 00:30:37,635 --> 00:30:39,933 I could hear her crying four houses away. 596 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:42,472 Yes. And last night she cried just as loud. 597 00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:44,565 But two minutes later, she put herself to sleep. 598 00:30:44,609 --> 00:30:48,136 She was self-soothing. The system was working. 599 00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:51,477 I don't care. I think it's a crappy system for lazy moms. 600 00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:55,775 (GASPS) Lazy moms? Who are you to talk? 601 00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:58,846 You have one kid every 18 years. 602 00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:02,984 Me, I've got five in the house at the same time. It's a war. 603 00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:05,188 So, if I need to put my baby on a schedule 604 00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:07,823 to stop my life from spiraling out of control, 605 00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:09,127 that's what I'm gonna do. 606 00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:11,936 Well, 607 00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:14,200 you're gonna have to do it alone 'cause I quit. 608 00:31:15,139 --> 00:31:18,631 Whoa! Hold on. Isn't that a little extreme? 609 00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:24,347 Lynette, I'm sorry. I cannot stand by and listen to that baby cry. 610 00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:26,480 Even for five minutes? 611 00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:29,451 Even for one minute. It's more than I can handle. 612 00:31:30,488 --> 00:31:33,980 I listen to MJ crying himself to sleep every night 613 00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:36,016 because he misses his dad. 614 00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:40,624 I cry myself to sleep because my kid is crying. 615 00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:45,268 There's just too much crying in my life. I can't take it. 616 00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:48,934 Sweetie. 617 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:52,008 I'm so sorry. I had no idea. 618 00:31:53,511 --> 00:31:57,572 I'm sorry to dump all this on you. I have been emotional all day. 619 00:31:57,649 --> 00:31:58,741 (SNIFFLING) 620 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:06,379 It's Thanksgiving and I haven't even got to speak to Mike. 621 00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:11,018 You want to call him? You can use my phone. 622 00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:12,552 Talk as long as you like. 623 00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:16,095 Are you sure? It's expensive. 624 00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:18,134 Well, 625 00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:21,467 it's either talking to your husband or self-soothing, 626 00:32:21,539 --> 00:32:23,939 and I know how much you love that. 627 00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:35,148 Oh! Thank God you haven't left. 628 00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:36,819 What are you doing here? 629 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:39,652 You don't have to leave. Carlos and I hired our friend Bob. 630 00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:41,715 He's a lawyer. He'll find a way to help you. 631 00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:44,125 How? We're breaking the law. 632 00:32:44,228 --> 00:32:46,662 Well, at least talk to him. You can't just pack up and go. 633 00:32:46,764 --> 00:32:48,664 We always knew this day might come. 634 00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:51,099 This was the plan. 635 00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:53,296 I'm sticking to it. 636 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,606 Carmen, we should talk about this. 637 00:33:00,244 --> 00:33:01,472 Hi, Gabby. 638 00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:04,276 Mama, am I supposed to pack all my clothes and books? 639 00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:08,075 Just your favorite things, mija. For a nice long visit. 640 00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:12,022 I'm going to meet my cousins. 641 00:33:12,890 --> 00:33:14,187 I heard. 642 00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:21,758 Look, Carmen, I know you're a proud woman, 643 00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:23,926 but you have to let us help you. 644 00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:25,629 We're family. 645 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:29,037 I'm afraid if I let you go, I may never see Grace again. 646 00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:30,938 And you might not see Juanita. 647 00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:37,706 Stay with us until we can figure things out. 648 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,477 They'll never look for you there. 649 00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:45,681 At the very least, we can have a few more days with the girls. 650 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,723 Please. 651 00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:52,695 I'm not ready to say goodbye yet. 652 00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:01,398 (CARMEN SOBBING) 653 00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:07,802 Top you off? 654 00:34:07,845 --> 00:34:09,142 Thanks, I'm good. 655 00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:25,326 Where the heck did Lynette go? 656 00:34:25,363 --> 00:34:27,263 She can't be that far. 657 00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:34,528 So, the house looks great. 658 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,506 Thanks. 659 00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:38,668 You like living here? 660 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:40,404 Uh, yeah, sure. 661 00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:46,944 (LAUGHS) That didn't sound very convincing. 662 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:50,078 Well, it's nothing against Fairview. It's just... 663 00:34:50,154 --> 00:34:53,521 I'm surrounded by couples and married people, 664 00:34:53,558 --> 00:34:55,082 and I'm alone, 665 00:34:56,060 --> 00:34:58,688 would you believe, for the first time. 666 00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:02,255 Well, if I know you, 667 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:05,097 that's not going to last. 668 00:35:05,169 --> 00:35:06,636 I don't know. 669 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:09,029 You know, people used to say I was a beautiful woman. 670 00:35:09,073 --> 00:35:13,442 Now they say I'm a beautiful woman for my age. 671 00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:17,481 Please, I just saw you in a towel. 672 00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:21,708 Did you get your premium channels? 673 00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:24,282 I did. 674 00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:26,915 - And high-speed Internet. - (LAUGHS) 675 00:35:27,391 --> 00:35:29,916 There you go. 676 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,502 You know, there was a time where I could've had any man I wanted. 677 00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:41,936 And I did. 678 00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:46,639 But I did not choose wisely. 679 00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:50,112 I went for the rich guys, the famous guys, 680 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,981 the ones who bought me pretty things. 681 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:56,178 I should've been looking for a man who was kind 682 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,281 and gentle. 683 00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:03,959 The kind of man you'd actually want to raise a family with. 684 00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:11,924 I gotta hand it to Lynette. She sure knows how to pick 'em. 685 00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:14,229 (DOOR OPENING) 686 00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:19,302 (SIGHS) 687 00:36:21,479 --> 00:36:23,174 What are you guys talking about? 688 00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:25,513 Well... 689 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:27,676 You, actually. 690 00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:29,984 I hope it was complimentary. 691 00:36:31,422 --> 00:36:33,549 Very. 692 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:37,488 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 693 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:41,796 - Hey. - Come on in. 694 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:45,191 - Dad's here. He's in the other room. - Oh. 695 00:36:45,269 --> 00:36:46,896 How's he doing? 696 00:36:47,405 --> 00:36:49,839 (SIGHS) Weirdly, okay. 697 00:36:50,841 --> 00:36:52,399 And how about you? 698 00:36:53,477 --> 00:36:54,705 Freaked out. 699 00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:00,242 Guess it doesn't matter if you're four or 34, 700 00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:02,148 when your mom and dad aren't together anymore... 701 00:37:02,186 --> 00:37:05,019 It's horrible. I know. 702 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,819 You know what's ironic? 703 00:37:06,857 --> 00:37:08,415 Thanksgiving, big family holiday, 704 00:37:08,492 --> 00:37:12,053 that's the day I start thinking there's no point in being married. 705 00:37:12,964 --> 00:37:14,261 You can't think like that. 706 00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:15,356 Why not? 707 00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:20,735 They were married for 35 years. If it could fall apart that quickly... 708 00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:22,602 RICHARD: It didn't. 709 00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:26,942 It's been a long time coming, Keith. You just haven't been around to see it. 710 00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:29,274 Hmm. Like that would have made it easier. 711 00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:34,912 Son, all I'm saying is try not to be cynical about marriage. 712 00:37:35,152 --> 00:37:38,280 Really? 'Cause I see a lot of divorced people in this room. 713 00:37:41,392 --> 00:37:42,450 Sorry. 714 00:37:42,526 --> 00:37:44,585 No, you're right. I'm divorced. 715 00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:46,687 But I will never give up on marriage. 716 00:37:47,064 --> 00:37:50,591 Because when it works, it's great. 717 00:37:50,668 --> 00:37:53,432 And I still believe it could happen again for me. 718 00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:59,906 And I cannot believe I just said that to my boyfriend in front of his father. 719 00:38:03,748 --> 00:38:05,716 You wanna take a walk? 720 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:10,050 Maybe I can salvage one nice Thanksgiving memory out of this day. 721 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,247 I'd love to. 722 00:38:12,056 --> 00:38:13,887 I'll get my coat. 723 00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:22,896 I hope he's going to be okay. 724 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:26,968 Well, it'll take some time, but I promise I'll help him through it. 725 00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:30,467 Keith's a lucky guy to have you. 726 00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:32,166 Thank you. 727 00:38:34,412 --> 00:38:38,314 I knew you were special from the moment I met you. 728 00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:42,411 You ready to go? 729 00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:44,850 All set. 730 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:56,690 How's it going? What've you found out? 731 00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:59,128 Nothing. 732 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:01,365 He still insists he didn't do it. 733 00:39:02,406 --> 00:39:04,271 Clearly, it's too soon. 734 00:39:04,308 --> 00:39:06,868 You haven't gained his trust yet. 735 00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:11,672 You know what you should do? 736 00:39:11,749 --> 00:39:14,479 Join some wine-of-the-month club. 737 00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,645 Start getting him drunk on a regular basis. 738 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:19,155 Maybe he'll let something slip. 739 00:39:21,325 --> 00:39:22,519 What's wrong? 740 00:39:24,729 --> 00:39:25,889 Mama, 741 00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:30,592 have you ever considered the possibility that... 742 00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:31,759 That what? 743 00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:35,228 That Paul didn't kill Aunt Martha? 744 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:37,565 No. 745 00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:40,901 Have you? 746 00:39:42,346 --> 00:39:44,007 Well, 747 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,380 no one actually saw him do it. 748 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:48,241 Oh, my God! 749 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,513 He swears he didn't kill her. 750 00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:52,178 And you believe him. 751 00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:57,418 I want you out of that house. 752 00:39:57,528 --> 00:39:59,496 - Mama. - You will leave here, 753 00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:03,090 get your things, and get out of that house today. 754 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,459 I can't. 755 00:40:04,535 --> 00:40:05,593 Why not? 756 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,603 He's my husband. 757 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:09,763 What? 758 00:40:10,374 --> 00:40:11,932 He's nice to me. 759 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:13,600 (SHOUTS) Who cares? 760 00:40:15,045 --> 00:40:16,637 He's a cold-blooded killer! 761 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:18,313 Mama, the guards. 762 00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:21,312 I didn't raise you to be this stupid! 763 00:40:21,385 --> 00:40:23,580 Sit down or your visit's over. 764 00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:25,651 - Don't touch me! - Mama! 765 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,289 I will not allow you 766 00:40:29,026 --> 00:40:31,494 to fall in love with a monster! 767 00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:33,462 Do you hear me? 768 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,293 Beth! 769 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,730 Mom, we want breakfast. 770 00:40:41,972 --> 00:40:43,769 Okay, I'll be there in a second. 771 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,939 Bob, there has got to be some way we can get Hector his papers. 772 00:40:49,046 --> 00:40:51,173 Isn't there somebody that we can throw money at? 773 00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:54,275 Guys, it's too late for Hector, 774 00:40:54,318 --> 00:40:55,683 and as long as Carmen is here, 775 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:58,278 she runs the risk of being deported, too. 776 00:40:58,389 --> 00:41:00,584 She either turns herself in, or... 777 00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:03,184 I have to disappear. 778 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:07,461 You said Carmers at risk. What about Grace? 779 00:41:07,665 --> 00:41:10,429 She was born here. She's an American citizen. 780 00:41:11,735 --> 00:41:12,861 Oh. 781 00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:17,130 JUANITA: Mom! 782 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,943 I should go. 783 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:27,345 Wow. This is great. Waffles are my favorite. 784 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:30,613 Good, you can have them any time you want. 785 00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:32,451 Really? Wow. 786 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,617 I wish I could live here all the time. 787 00:41:36,861 --> 00:41:38,624 Well, you never know. 788 00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:41,654 There might be a way we can make that happen. 789 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:49,996 MARY ALICE: Once a year we remember to stop 790 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,031 and count our blessings. 791 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:57,709 We give thanks for the friends who understand us, 792 00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:03,577 the lovers who make us happy, 793 00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:08,916 the children who do our bidding. 794 00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:15,989 Yes, we must always be thankful for what we've been given, 795 00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:21,895 even if it's just an opportunity.